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ilikemygrungelikeilikemysteak: idowhatiwantthor: thereisnosaintellen: meandrous: motherfuckingsassmaster: lord-kitschener: The easiest way to get a group of Americans to violently turn on each other and fight to the death is to ask them all what carbonated soft drinks are called The answer, of course, is fucking soda do you literally want a fight right now And to think I called...
zfitzgerald: I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
netlfix: legend has it theres life outside the internet That’s a damned, dirty lie!
I am not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.– Jon Stewart (via neoterist)
unalterableevils: The Gossip Girl season 2 finale is so perfect, I might have to stop watching.. I don’t want things to go wrong again ffs Ending at the last episode of S2 is usually my advise. So good instincts. S2 is the last good season, and it ends in a nice place for pretty much all the characters. So do that, or just power watch the rest of the series while drinking copiously. It is how...
katieliveblogsgossipgirl: chuck is 17 and starting his own burlesque club… seriously how are you 17 and simultaneously having investment ideas Actually, he’s 16 and having investment ideas. Though to be fair, most 16 year old boys would have the idea in investing in a burlesque club…just most of them couldn’t get the capital to do so. And hey, when you grow up with Blue...
merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i...
surefinewhateva: So me today. Oh who am I kidding, this is me everyday.
I’m a 34-year-old NBA center. I’m black. And I’m gay. I didn’t set out to be...– Jason Collins, a 12-year NBA veteran, has announced that he’s gay in a moving personal essay featured in the latest issue of Sports Illustrated. (via latimes) What an awesome guy he sounds. (via sarahreesbrennan)
It's been almost a year and I'm still confused...
reviewscentral: Or maybe Dair is just as bad as all the other parts? Occam’s razor, dude. Just saying.